Recovering today from my birthday celebration yesterday is somewhat harder than I anticipated. Thanks, again, for nothing Obama.
My favorite food? Anything my doctor says not to eat.
Things are confusing. There was a day when the pictures posted by others on my instagram would have gotten us all arrested.
Anyone else tired of Americans having to pay the highest price in the world for identical prescription medicine?
When Chris Christie drops out of the Presidential race, I don't even want to think about how much weight he's going to gain back. For his own health I think he should run for the rest of his life.
Near the end of 2016 begins our rare ninty day window of no one running for President in America. Be thankful.
One, only one, presidential candidate wants to EXPAND social security benefits. It's not hard for me to figure out who I want as President.
I've known all along that I have admired Kennedy and Clinton for all the wrong reasons. Getting a little on the side is not really that great of an accomplishment for a President. I'm not proud of my feelings.
I have to quit thinking that getting a new phone will solve all my problems.
I don't mind crowds watching me play a round of golf. I DO mind my golf club requiring them to wear body armor.
I have to sit down and rethink my life. I just heard that Cary Grant may have dropped acid.
Good thing about turning 71 is your friends feel the need to buy you a lobster dinner.
and of course something shaken, not stirred
Poll: Whites and Republicans Rank as Angriest Americans
This is what happens when a model cancels on a shoot. We all suffer