For those of you pleading for a new selfie picture of me today, please be advised that one is not forthcoming as I don't think I've changed clothes this week. I have family on Facebook who's sensitive to her father being ridiculed.
Attending my support group tonight for those suffering from chronic lack of paparazzi. It's a weird group, but there is generally standing room only and it's comforting to know we are not alone.
A thief broke into my house last night … he started searching for money, so I woke up and helped him search.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
I think black people mistakenly think cops won't shoot them for minor offenses and thus do not react to commands quickly enough.
Perhaps the only solution is to send our cops to Norway to be trained. Norwegian cops haven't killed a guy in 10 years.
I'd post a picture of a kitten, but I've met my clients, and none would be impressed if they saw my softer side.
They fought the cameras as hard as they could at every turn.
Sign burn outs
Judge who asked reported rape victim, 'Why couldn't you keep your knees together?' faces hearing
Surveillance porch web cam capture. I wonder what else goes on out there that I don't know about?
Judge sides with man who said Richardson red-light cams violated his rights
(Dallas Morning News © )
RICHARDSON -- The city’s red-light camera program violates state law, a state district judge has ruled. State District Judge Dale Tillery decided that Russell Bowman, of Keller, wasn’t liable for a $75 red-light camera penalty he received from the city of Richardson. Tillery awarded Bowman, a lawyer who who represented himself, $27,500 in attorney’s fees. His ruling last week also said the city ...