Traveling candidate. Trump claims he has been "all over the map" and as evidence he cites video of all of his positions on any issue.
Good to know. There is a certain judge that thinks a scheduled manicure is not a valid reason for me to keep the jury waiting. DM me for his name.
Trump wants to try certain United States Citizens in a military court. The military's duty to uphold the constitution is above an unlawful order by a President. If this is his idea of making America "great" again he's an idiot. Our country's forefathers were clear that this cannot happen in a free country. We may need to make certain that "Trump Law" is something we laugh at in later years.
The Autopsy Report of Sealy's last known climate change denier who died of spontaneous combustion recently is in. The official cause of death is listed as "being outside."
Don't you wish we could be this classy today?