Kanye West - Is bringing about the obsolescence of humans a little too soon for my taste.
Can he make one little sacrifice for us for appearance's sake and move into the "shabby" white house? (p.s. please don't gold it all up. we are fine thank you. It is OUR house ...not yours, and we are really fine with our history of no gold for government servants).
Is there a company that specializes in jack-hammering dried Rice Krispies off of stuff?
Some days, it seems, there aren't enough hours in the day even to do nothing.
Drain the Swamp. Donald's inaugural address said to be only 140 characters long.
We all want a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.
Security of our nation. Donald opted out of daily intelligence briefings. I'm with him on this one. Bad news depresses me and can ruin my appetite.
Stressed that my support group for people who take too much pride in their toasters will not meet today.
Poor Chinese Lives Matter Too. Donald refuses to move his companies to America out of concern for this forgotten group of people.