Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving.


Happy Thanksgiving.

Kanye West - Is bringing about the obsolescence of humans a little too soon for my taste.


Can he make one little sacrifice for us for appearance's sake and move into the "shabby" white house? (p.s. please don't gold it all up. we are fine thank you. It is OUR house ...not yours, and we are really fine with our history of no gold for government servants).

Is there a company that specializes in jack-hammering dried Rice Krispies off of stuff?

Some days, it seems,  there aren't enough hours in the day even to do nothing.

Drain the Swamp. Donald's inaugural address said to be only 140 characters long.

We all want a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.

Security of our nation.  Donald opted out of daily intelligence briefings.  I'm with him on this one. Bad news depresses me and can ruin my appetite.


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TURKEY TORTS (2016)

by jonathanturley
stock-graphics-vintage-thanksgiving-postcard-00305-1In celebration of Thanksgiving, I give you our annual Turkey Torts of civil and criminal cases that add liability to libations on this special day (with past cases at the bottom). Many criminal defense attorneys and torts attorneys give special thanks for a holiday that can involve copious amounts of alcohol, strained family relations, over-the-hill amateur football players, "Black Friday" sale stampedes, and novice cooks. The result is a horn of plenty for litigators. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!

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Stressed that my support group for people who take too much pride in their toasters will not meet today.


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on November 24, 2016
Like the original that it's modeled after, the hat is empty inside. When place on the tree, it ate all the Tic Tacs and tried to take the Angel furniture shopping.
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on November 24, 2016
I was really willing to give this ornament a chance, but it just kept disappointing me. First, it is so tiny, only my neighbor with tiny hands (and a Trump poster on his lawn, but sure that isn't related) can manipulate it. Secondly, the lights have burned out so now the glow looks like two perpendicular 's' on slants. Not sure what that is about. Finally, it isn't made in America, but I'm sure that is by design. After all, the best way to make America great again is to get the 1%, folks that are smart enough to get this made overseas, richer so all our hard earned money can trickle back down to us!
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on November 24, 2016
Needs to come with a heath warning for pet lovers. My pussy will probably never recovered fully.
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on November 24, 2016
It says it will make America great again. I'm not exactly sure how an ornament can do that, but I'm sure it will be explained in the instructions. So, assuming that's the case, I'm giving it a solid 5 stars!
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on November 24, 2016
It isn't even on the tree yet and it's already flocked up everything it touches!
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on November 24, 2016
Ordered the Blue one, (not the one I wanted but I like Blue)... got this instead. Contacted Amazon and was told that more people chose this one, so, too bad, I was getting this one too. They said, "Give it some time to prove itself"... But I ordered Blue... "Well, maybe if MORE people ordered Blue you'd get Blue... think about that..." Then when Amazon turned around and walked away, I saw a bunch of Blue order forms sticking out of it's back pockets... this needs to be examined again.... I think we're all getting screwed....
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on November 24, 2016
My tree turned completely white then died. When we examined it, we saw the water in the tree stand turned into nasty swamp. no matter how many times we tried to drain it, it kept overflowing. Thanks Obama
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on November 24, 2016
As you might imagine, shopping for a Christmas present for every American's sweetheart can be (a) daunting, (b) expensive, and (c) frustrating. After all, what can one buy a former first lady, former SecState, and former Senator that she does not own and wouldn't think to buy for herself? Pretty damn near nothing, as far as I can tell.

And then I found this. It's just what a newly unemployed (nay...unemployable!), unqualified, and ethically "challenged" politician without prospect needs. Here's to you, Hillary Rodham Clinton!
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on November 24, 2016
My friend had a huge problem with rats and cockroaches in his house. When he hung this ornament on the tree the rats and bugs fled into his neighbours house. Unfortunately his neighbours house is a place called Canada.
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on November 24, 2016
I must have gotten one they forgot to pull off the production line--it reads "Make America Hate Again"....and the hanger for it looks like a noose?


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Poor Chinese Lives Matter Too.  Donald refuses to move his companies to America out of concern for this forgotten group of people.

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