Trump Education Reforms announced. Bragging will now be taught in all public schools beginning in pre-K and will be elevated to a Science.
I just entered a raffle to have lunch with Kellyanne Conway at a notoriously bad restaurant. No worries. She will convince the winner the food is great and all will be well.
Evidence that our third world classification is around the corner is a current toilet paper television commercial touting its use allows the wearing of your underwear a second day without washing.
Sigh. I hit ONE wrong button on my tv remote a hour ago. Half my office now at my home with day long phone call with Direct TV to reprogram my remote. Shoot me.
Exciting times ahead. We've never before had a President that knows more than the experts in every field.
I trust you. DM me for my passwords. I am NOT George Kastanza.
Working on my "Go Fund Me" so people can contribute on my quest to reupholster the leather seats on my airplane. Fingers crossed!
Paid $40 to go to one of those fancy on-line doctors for my cold/flu problem. Internet is great! Very, very realistic. There was a 2.5 hour wait.
Pretty sure my new decorators just gave up.
However, just when the mood was dragging, Ferris Bueller aka Matthew Broderick, showed up in a small part. Insert inappropriate smiles here.