With a name like the ‘Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit’ it doesnt take any imagination to know
 what he does after breaking in.  Fortunately he has been apprehended by police.
Identified and caught by police in the early hours of the January 5th,. He managd to elude 
capture for three weeks, he has given male residents in the area a real tough time with his 
spate of assaults, which totalled a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.
 Police originally thought their suspect was homeless, however when they picked their 
man up he was actually wearing $4500 worth of Yeezus clothing