What did one ocean say to the other? ... Not much — they just waved.
Thank you Mr. President for fulfilling all your promises within 100 days. You are done. Now please quit or just stay on the golf course for 4 years. And take Congress with you. Party on us.
Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else…
What's your Snapchat? FB is now for old fuddy duddies that probably still twerk.
Department of Justice will monitor Pasadena election Saturday
An attorney representing the city said two observers will be present to ensure the elections are conducted smoothly. Specifics on the observers were not detailed, however.
Police give details on UT stabbing suspect
Police say the stabbing that killed one person at the University of Texas wasn't connected to Greek life. UT Austin Police Chief David Carter gave more details about the incident.Read more