Divorce Lawyer's Advice to Married Men Texting their lover: Try to imagine your phone automatically cc's the Divorce Judge in your case. It's that simple.
Talking Trump out of leaving Paris Agreement is like trying to talk him out of buying that second casino. He thinks he is smart and nothing bad will happen to him personally if it goes bankrupt. Everyone else loses though.
"We are surprised... we thought there would be more resistance. We are honored by continued steadfast support.", Trump family spokesman on Looting America. #ItsallforBarron #KidIsOurFuture #HoldOnToYourHat
Trump's proposed budget includes free cars to those poor Americans who were naive enough to believe his promise to end ISIS by February 20th, 2017. Remember his claim that he knew more than the generals and ending ISIS was simple? Sure you do, that is why you get a new car from President Baby. Dam liberals just won't give him credit for his many accomplishments. #CovFeFe
CovFeFeGate - everyone lawyering up. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs. ....but just for lawyers. #WhatDoesItMean?
Victory in Columbus Court! I won my Motion for Covfefe today. It was pretty easy actually, as Judge and Prosecutor didn't know what I was talking about but feared Treason charge from Trump if they admitted it. Believed to be historic first of many to come. #USA. #USA. #USA.
I am willing to cut Trump some slack regarding the Paris Agreement. We all know he doesn't have a clue what it's really about. It's longer than 140 characters.
Surgeon General warns of possible epidemic of Covfefe for which there is no known cure except education. President Infantile enters secret bunker.
“Earth is a terrible, very bad planet,” he said. “It’s maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and it’s far from the biggest.”
By KEITH BRADSHER
As workers in China complain of excessive hours and seek higher pay, the factory owner is sending more jobs to Africa.
By ERIC LIPTON and STEVE EDER
Among those receiving waivers were former lobbyists for the insurance and fossil fuel industries, the White House counsel and key advisers including Reince Priebus.
By JULIE HIRSCHFELD DAVIS
Clamping down on engagement with Cuba would allow Mr. Trump to fulfill a campaign pledge to Cuban-Americans, who disproportionately supported him.
By YAMICHE ALCINDOR and CAMPBELL ROBERTSON
In the view of his administration, access to food assistance is far too easy, and winning disability benefits is just a matter of finding a friendly judge.
|A 24-year-old man is in a coma after his wife said he was beaten by the deputy's husband in Harris County.|
Don't even try to communicate directly with this guy. No time.